"KnowsAboutCars" (knowsaboutcars)
08/24/2013 at 06:53 • Filed to: None | 0 | 6 |
You can now build your own Hyundai zombie apocalypse survival machine.
Who wanted to do that? I have no idea.
Sparf
> KnowsAboutCars
08/24/2013 at 06:56 | 0 |
I like the Veloster Turbo, and even so this is ridiculously goddamn stupid. Dodge has been doing similarly stupid product placement as well in Syfy's post-apocalyptic Defiance TV series and video game.
Then there was also that other post-apocalyptic shooter game I forget the name of which featured a near-identical Charger (except de-trunked so a gunner can sit in the trunk and fire over the roof) as one of the main vehicles.
Victorious Secret
> KnowsAboutCars
08/24/2013 at 07:06 | 0 |
In marketing this is what we call having good fun with a silly product and letting the people decide if it's good.
The Veloster inherently is a wacky car. I see nothing wrong with embracing it to the fullest extent and running with it.
Makes the car more interesting than 99% of the market period because of how they market and brand it.
offroadkarter
> KnowsAboutCars
08/24/2013 at 07:23 | 0 |
Yes, this is the first vehicle I'd think of if we enter a post apocalyptic zombie world... A veloster....
DoktorZombie
> KnowsAboutCars
08/24/2013 at 08:30 | 0 |
I dig the whole post-apocalyptic look, really I do. My preference would be a for 4-wheel truck, but let's work with what we have here: a Veloster. The chainsaws are a nice touch, but the undead don't really need feet, so I'd move them up higher.
More importantly: the last thing you want are sharp pointy things on your grill that can get choked up with zombie parts. I think one would need to design the front of a zombie mobile to either push the undead out of your way — or push them neatly under the wheels. Like a snow plow or a giant rolling pin.
Just a thought.
Mattbob
> KnowsAboutCars
08/24/2013 at 11:29 | 0 |
props to the artist for putting extra weight over the front wheels. Someone actually thought about this.
The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
> KnowsAboutCars
08/24/2013 at 13:03 | 0 |
lol Sandbags on the front wheels...